so that you can transform those “can I actually make this happen?” yearnings into “duh, I’m that witch”
Use code CRYSTALCLEAR for $40 off –
and join me live on November 3, 2025 @ 3-5 Eastern for our embodied goal-setting ritual (yes, there will be a recording)
Get your witchy butt in here if you’re looking for a step-by-step, repeatable process that has supported thousands and will help you dream expansively AND break that big vision down into doable next steps—all while honoring your body’s capacity and intuition.
With this course, you’ll gain access to Luna’s tried-and-true Embodied Goals-setting Methodology along with 2 previously recorded Success Spells classes.
Big dreams? Expansive visions?
Let’s transform them into ridiculously achievable next steps. 🔮
Use code CRYSTALCLEAR at checkout to unlock both
THIS COURSE IS FOR THE FEMINIST WITCHES WHO …
Whether you're just beginning to weave your dreams into reality or you're a seasoned goal-getter, Success Spells offers a clear, step-by-step process rooted in alignment with your pleasure, capacity, and body.
Turn expansive visions into tangible results—without sacrificing ease or joy.
Success Spells gives you a step-by-step process to help you turn your biggest dreams into clear, actionable goals and doable next steps. One month at a time.
✦ Luna’s tried and tested Embodied Goal-setting Process that has helped thousands reach their goals will help you transform your massive, overwhelming dreams into bite-sized steps that feel achievable. Turn your “too big to even dream of” visions into clear, actionable goals that feel doable, exciting, and aligned with where you are in your life right now. (When’s the last time that’s how you felt about pursuing your goals?)
✦ Momentum over time. This process is designed cyclically, so that you can build momentum towards the things you want, one 30-day-cycle at a time. Not only are you guided to get clear on a vision and concrete, next steps, you are also invited to integrate and learn from the previous cycle.
✦ The three goal-setting layers that are often missed. Most goal-setting focuses solely on tangible, external results, which can lead to stress and dissatisfaction by valuing only the end goal. In Luna’s Embodied Goal-Setting methodology, you’ll learn how to add three important goal layers to ensure that your visions and actions are nourishing, aligned, and free from self-extractive or oppressive patterns.
✦ The Alignment Sequence to attune to authentic choice. One of the most important parts of goal-setting is ensuring your goals come from a place of you-ness and embodied choice. Too often, we set goals based on what we think we should do or from a dysregulated nervous system. This specialized Alignment Sequence invites Success Spell witches to connect with their authentic sense of self and choice before diving into the process.
✦ Increased self-trust. Cultivate deep self-trust in your ability to make aligned decisions and take consistent action toward your big vision goals—while honoring your unique time line and pacing.
✦ A celebration practice to amplify what’s working. Goal-setting can get really all/nothing oriented and nothing counts until you’ve achieved the very specific thing you want. However, pleasure witches know that the secret ingredient to making their big visions a reality is a strong celebration practice. In Success Spells, I’ll shares one of my all-time favorites!
✦ Powerful invitations to help you identify and overcome challenges. Following the call of your dreams can feel like battling hidden forces. With Success Spells, you’ll learn to spot and disarm these dream crushers, so that you can turn obstacles into fertile compost for your most expansive visions.
✦ A repeatable process that works—even when the world is in chaos. This isn’t a one-off, cookie-cutter method—it’s a living, evolving process that adapts to you and what you need in the moment. Think of it as your go-to magical framework, always ready to meet you wherever you are.
plus…
Join Success Spells before November 3rd and you’ll receive an exclusive invitation to a LIVE embodied goal-setting session with Luna for the month of November. Step into a session where we clarify your focus, create a tangible plan and practice simple embodiment techniques
The Embodied Goal-Setting Process broken down into a clear, repeatable structure.
Immediate access to 2 exclusive previously recorded Success Spells classes.
All made available to you within a Success Spells Teachable course.
Perhaps this medieval “witches with a vision dilemma bingo” can help.
“I’m in a huge transition and it can feel so daunting looking at next steps and this was really helpful in reminding myself to slow down and think about the small pieces that feel more attainable!” - S.O.
“Thank you so much for this & the ways you’ve broken this process down - I can see how I often get ahead of myself and overcommit and this makes it more easeful and definitely holds me to making it doable and pleasure filled for myself. <3” - H
“This is always such a great reset and reflection on my month and life, appreciate all the wisdom and vibes you send out!!” - M.A.
“Big picture goals feel scary and undoable - breaking them down into actionable steps makes it feel digestible and possible.” - T.M.
“I loved and appreciated the distillation down into the feelings- I can feel them in my body and how they apply to all five of my goals<3” - T.
“Thank you, Luna, that was so great and so supportive.” E.L.
Hey! I’m Luna Dietrich, aka the Pussy Witch.
My pronouns are she/they.
My work meets the overcoupled, stuck, and ancestral places in the body with attunement and care—so they can soften, move, and transform. It’s mystical and practical, rooted in trauma resolution and a deep belief in your capacity to lead from within.
I’ve been teaching Success Spells to my private clients and course students for years and it’s with great pleasure that I’m making this tried-and-tested process available to all those who are looking to reconnect with their desires in magical, pleasurable, and self-honoring ways.
I see a lot of goal-setting offerings that are full of capitalist hustle culture or infused with gaslighting, dominator, and oppressive thought. I knew I wanted to offer my community something different. That’s why this course is for the witch who is tired of grind culture and over-extending their capacity to achieve external achievements they don’t even care about. My intention was to provide my students with a clear system that would allow them to safely re-engage their big visions and inner yearnings — and find ways to translate them into practical next steps that honor their nervous system and individual context.
I love helping brave creatives & feminist witches base their businesses and life in pleasure and disrupt systemic guilt, hustle culture, and leader isolation. I’m also a writer, healer, gardener, fantasy reader, dancer and lifelong learner of dismantling white supremacy.
My framework is rooted in feminist, pleasure-rich nervous system support—designed not to bypass systemic oppression with surface-level mindset hacks, but to somatically alchemize internalized scarcity, guilt, hustle, and isolation into embodied fuel for the work you were born to do.
I love helping feminists and brave creatives, healers, & educators disrupt pleasure oppression in their business by releasing shame, trauma, and internalized prejudices…
…so that we can let pleasure fuel us to show up for our BIG, bold, and heartfelt work & make ourselves proud to be human.
Luna is a teacher among teachers. Their desire to change the world and help their audience grow and lean into their magic is thick and glittering like the milky way. Luna asks you to show up, not only for yourself but for collective liberation. To work with them is to unearth power and knowledge and simultaneously gift it back in an infinite flow of creation and grace." - Boss Witch Student
“Luna has helped me heal the subconscious blockages that have been holding me back my entire life. I now wake up everyday with motivation and purpose. I am becoming financially independent by doing what I love. I can't believe this is no longer a daydream!” - Boss Witch Student
“Luna is the kind of leader we need in this world, one who is intentional about their practice, caring of their community of followers, open to critical and constructive growth, and guiding others not to be codependent on them but towards the magic that exists in each of us.” - Dalychia, co-founder of Afrosexology
If this is the kind of teacher you want showing you their method of turning dream life ‘maybes’ into “I can’t believe it’s happening!!!!” realities, then you’ll love Success Spells.
You can access the course immediately.
BONUS: Sign up before Monday, November 3, 2025 and join us on the LIVE call that day! (3:00–4:30 PM Eastern)
Nope.
You will have access to the online course materials for at least 1 year. Likely longer, I guarantee one year for simplicity and to cover my bum.
As per industry standard, we do not offer refunds for digital content that can be downloaded and viewed. Because of this, I ask that you shop mindfully.
If you join a payment plan, you are agreeing to pay the full amount.
Yes. It's open to all genders.
Yes, my classes currently offer live transcriptions.
All intellectual property and related material (the "Intellectual Property") that is developed or produced in this course is the sole property of me, the facilitator. Copyright, intellectual property rights and distribution rights of the Intellectual Property remain exclusively with the course facilitator.
Doo not share or redistribute any course materials. Cite and give credit to all sources when referencing course materials, spoken or written words, conversations, images, or their likeness.
Live classes will be recorded and used for future iterations of this course.
Questions? Reach out to support@thepussywitch.com and we’ll be in touch!
WANT to go deeper?
✦Get Success Spells *AND* a
90 min Business Audit✦
You’ll receive everything from the full program, plus the following exclusive layers of support:
Before our call, you’ll complete a holistic intake form that paints a full picture of your business: your goals, challenges, nervous system patterns and mindset blocks.
✨ Many clients say this intake alone has sparked major breakthroughs in how they see and lead their business.
This process lays the foundation for a session completely tailored to you:
Our session meets you exactly where you are and helps you move forward with clarity, confidence and ease.
Together, we may explore:
Mindset Support to gently uncover and shift beliefs that keep you from your fullest power
Somatic Practices to unwind patterns of hustle or freeze so your body is fully on board with your business expansion
Strategic Guidance to clarify your big vision and map out grounded, actionable steps for the next three months
You’ll leave with a personalized roadmap integrating mindset, nervous system and strategy – a practical yet magical plan designed to support you over the next 3 months!
$666 one-time payment - limited spots available
use code CRYSTALCLEAR at checkout to unlock both
