You know marketing is how your magic becomes visible.

Without it, your work stays hidden from the very people who are praying for it.

No one can buy what they don’t know exists.

You could have the most transformative offer in the world, but if people don’t know about it, they can’t say yes.

We know visibility is powerful in systems that expect your silence.

Your work matters. Your voice matters. Yes, especially now.

Because your voice helps redistribute power.

Marketing your work helps more money and resources flow into the hands of feminist, embodied leaders, like yourself.

Good marketing is a healing force, letting you become the author of your life.

Not only dissolving shame around being seen, but re-writing a reality where your voice, your magic, and your impact shape the world.

But what if…marketing feels miserable??

If you’re anything like the sensitive, brilliant witches I work with, marketing can feel... gross. Confusing and discouraging.
Like it wants you to contort, shout, manipulate, or convince.

Maybe you’ve wondered:

Is it possible to market without the cringe and manipulation?
How do I share in a way that feels effective yet fun?
Where’s the line between honesty and self extraction?

Well, you have come to the right place, my pretty! *as I wring my hands while cackling*

jk.

kind of.

Dirty & Emergent is here to help you meet marketing as a living, breathing pleasurable relationship.

One that honors your values, your body, your desire, your pace.

One where your visibility becomes a source of pleasure, not pressure.

One where consent and care are woven through everything.

This isn’t about learning a new formula.
It’s about unlearning the lies that made you afraid to be seen and that marketing has to feel miserable.
It’s about learning to speak with the voice that is already yours, embracing cringe as healing work, and getting paid to be your freaky feminist self.

Imagine if marketing felt like finger painting when you were a kid.

You feel happy, embodied and playful.

You know making a mess is a part of the process.

And you don’t take any one stroke too seriously.

It’s possible for marketing to feel like an embodied art project.

For it to feel SAFE to be visible and express yourself.

To let go of rigid scripts and stressful strategies…

and get paid to show up as you are.

So instead of dreading your next launch,
you trust that your work will reach the right people…
while you’re witch-cackling with sparkles on your face and dirt under your fingernails.

$120 discount available until 9/10 with the code WILDEMERGENCE

However, if you’re like most of us feminist business witches & sensitive leaders, then marketing more often than not, has you hot and bothered…but NOT in the fun way.

You ARE worried about every single stroke.

Maybe showing up to market feels DREADFUL, because these algorithms feel dehumanizing.

Maybe, when you go to talk about your offer,

your mind draws a BLANK.
“what did I have to say when the world is on fire?”

Maybe you worry about sounding professional enough or smart enough to be taken seriously. Especially if you’re on the brunt end of dealing with systems like racism.

Possibly making a mess – and having other people SEE you be messy – stresses you out to the point that you don’t even want to be visible.

Maybe marketing and selling just feel plain icky so you avoid doing altogether and instead spend all of your time working on your offer, hoping that if it’s perfect enough you won’t have to market it (hate to break it you, this doesn’t work.)

Maybe you spend hours obsessing over the right colors and fonts, or keeping your grid pretty – and not a lot of selling gets done.

Or maybe you switch from social media platform to social media platform, never satisfied or getting the results you want, but hoping that the grass will be greener on the next platform…meanwhile, slowly eroding your self-trust.

Or maybe you just want to throw your phone in the ocean and be done with it all.

If any of this feels too true – It’s not YOU.

Rigid scripts, oppressive strategies, and let’s be honest, all systems of oppression, get in the way of feeling free to show up just as you are.

While these systemic issues impact us all differently…weeding them out from our business is so important to return to that “kid who is finger painting” feeling.

Meet Your Pleasure & Somatic Based Business Coach

Luna Dietrich

Hello there, I’m Luna Dietrich (she/they), also known as the Pussy Witch.

I’m an advanced somatic trauma resolution practitioner devoted to guiding powerful, sensitive leaders back to their somatic and spiritual blueprint—so their leadership can emerge from a place of pleasure, clarity, and deep nervous system integrity.

My work meets the overcoupled, stuck, and ancestral places in the body with attunement and care—so they can soften, move, and transform. It’s mystical and practical, rooted in trauma resolution and a deep belief in your capacity to lead from within.

I am offering Dirty and Emergent because I’m tired of the mainstream scripts I see: either cis white women trying to replicate patriarchy, spiritual bypassing & hustling their way up a falsely seductive ladder

OR exhausted activists and healers swimming in systemic guilt, terrified of the responsibility of money and leadership.

I am carving out and adding to a different path.

One with nuance, embodiment, fractal magic, collective liberation, and, yes, ABUNDANCE & PLEASURE.

With nearly a decade of full-time self-employment, I’ve served over 5,500 students and consistently earned multi–six figures since 2020—without paid ads, a big email list, or burnout. My first online course reached hundreds and brought in over $20K with no email list—all while leaving me time to tend 20 acres in Southern Appalachia, read fantasy smut, cuddle my fur babies, and enjoy date nights with my besties and beloved mountain man.

"Luna is a teacher among teachers. Their desire to change the world and help their audience grow and lean into their magic is thick and glittering like the milky way. Luna asks you to show up, not only for yourself but for collective liberation. To work with them is to unearth power and knowledge and simultaneously gift it back in an infinite flow of creation and grace."

- Business Witch student

My framework is rooted in feminist, pleasure-rich nervous system support—designed not to bypass systemic oppression with surface-level mindset hacks, but to somatically alchemize internalized scarcity, guilt, hustle, and isolation into embodied fuel for the work you were born to do.

I love helping feminists and brave creatives, healers, & educators disrupt pleasure oppression in their business by releasing shame, trauma, and internalized prejudices…

…so that we can let pleasure fuel us to show up for our BIG, bold, and heartfelt work & make ourselves proud to be human.

“Luna has helped me heal the subconscious blockages that have been holding me back my entire life. I now wake up everyday with motivation and purpose. I am becoming financially independent by doing what I love. I can't believe this is no longer a daydream!”

- Business Witch student