You’re a powerful, intuitive leader.
You’ve already created success. You know how to make things happen.

You’re not here for content calendars, platform hacks, or surface-level strategy.
You’re here for something deeper.

You want true mentorship.

A sensitively attuned space to soften into support and work at the root—

where your nervous system leads, and your leadership evolves from the inside out.

You’re refining your craft.
Anchoring your voice.
Expanding your capacity to be fully seen—and well paid—for your creative work.
Maybe even pivoting into a new, bolder chapter that’s been calling for a while.

This isn’t just about business.
It’s your entire lens on the world. Your nervous system is your lens. It’s about how lead, love, and relate to your creative erotic life force.

You’re ready for:

• more impact, less overgiving

• more devotion and joy, less stress and urgency

• more hobbies, deep pleasure, and life beyond the hustle

This is leadership that starts in your body.
This is business (and life) as a living, breathing organism—not a machine.

Let’s go to the root.
And let what wants to emerge…lead.

As a somatic trauma resolution practitioner, I support intuitive leaders to work at the root — so your leadership expands in alignment with your body, not in opposition to it.

Together, we’ll work with your nervous system to:

• Dissolve perfectionism and show up online with ease—no more spinning in Canva for hours or mimicking bro-marketing scripts. Just authentic expression that feels like chatting with trusted allies.

• Release urgency and regulate your momentum—so you’re no longer pushing through 10-hour days, but discerning what actually moves the needle, with fewer hours and deeper impact.

• Build capacity to receive and hold more money—without bypassing the complex emotions that come with it. We’ll make space for expansion while honoring your current capacity.

• Heal your relationship with money—so instead of guilt, shame, or ancestral scarcity imprints, you feel a sacred sense of support and connection with the spirit of money.

• Anchor into values-aligned visibility and selling—by weaving consent and justice into your messaging, you’ll feel proud of how you show up and confident getting paid for your work.

• Align your offers with your somatic blueprint—so you stop overgiving or performing for your audience, and start magnetizing the clients who are meant for your most honest work.

• Detach your self-worth from your business—so feedback, launches, and numbers don’t shake your peace or your power.

• Lead your team from nervous system safety—creating rhythms and relationships that actually support you. Think: lazy mornings, coffee spells, and inboxes that run without you.

• Embrace your erotic energy as leadership fuel—because pleasure, creativity, and desire aren’t distractions. They’re the pulse of your most potent, sustainable leadership.

This is deep work. Root work.

The kind that lets you feel proud as f*ck of your impact, well-paid for your brilliance, and wildly at home in your body while doing it.

meet your somatic practitioner for you & your business

Luna Dietrich

Hello there, I’m Luna Dietrich (she/they), also known as the Pussy Witch.

I’m an advanced somatic trauma resolution practitioner devoted to guiding powerful, sensitive leaders back to their somatic and spiritual blueprint—so their leadership can emerge from a place of pleasure, clarity, and deep nervous system integrity.

My work meets the overcoupled, stuck, and ancestral places in the body with attunement and care—so they can soften, move, and transform. It’s mystical and practical, rooted in trauma resolution and a deep belief in your capacity to lead from within.

This isn’t a formula—it’s a fractal.

My approach is personalized somatic leadership alchemy.

With nearly a decade of full-time self-employment, I’ve served over 5,500 students and consistently earned multi–six figures since 2020—without paid ads, a big email list, or burnout. My first online course reached hundreds and brought in over $20K with no email list—all while leaving me time to tend 20 acres in Southern Appalachia, read fantasy smut, cuddle my fur babies, and enjoy date nights with my besties and beloved mountain man.

My framework is rooted in feminist, pleasure-rich nervous system support—designed not to bypass systemic oppression with surface-level mindset hacks, but to somatically alchemize internalized scarcity, guilt, hustle, and isolation into embodied fuel for the work you were born to do.

"Luna is a teacher among teachers. Their desire to change the world and help their audience grow and lean into their magic is thick and glittering like the milky way. Luna asks you to show up, not only for yourself but for collective liberation. To work with them is to unearth power and knowledge and simultaneously gift it back in an infinite flow of creation and grace."

- Business Witch Student

Fractal Magic is my most intimate and transformational offering.

It is a commitment of $1,333/month for 3 months
or $1,222/month for 6 months

Breakthroughs Are Powerful. Integration Makes Them Last.

I’ve found that sustainable change happens over time.

Yes—we can have big, catalytic shifts. Sometimes in a single session.
But without somatic support and nervous system integration, those breakthroughs can fade or feel hard to embody.

That’s why my approach holds both:
The magic of deep insight AND the structure to help it take root.

When your nervous system is nourished and expanded, your capacity to lead, receive, and create also expands.

Sounds too good to be true?

Let me show you how it works. Book an alignment session with me:

This is a full, spacious session—not a sales call.
It’s a chance for you to experience what it’s like to be supported by me.
We’ll focus on what’s most alive for you right now—whether that’s untangling hustle patterns, softening perfectionism, or finding safety in ease.

If it feels aligned for both of us, we can talk about working together longer-term.

This is for those who are seriously considering 1:1 work and want to feel into it before committing.

Book your alignment session here:

Setting Clear Goals for Our Work Together

If we decide to work together, you’ll start by filling out a thoughtful intake form to help me get to know you and your business more deeply.

Then, in our first session, we’ll co-create a personalized care plan and set tangible intentions for our time together—whether you’re in the 3-month or 6-month container.

This gives our work focus, structure, and a sense of direction, while still leaving room for intuition, emergence, and your evolving needs.

What’s included:

I offer two ways to work together, both designed to support real transformation—whether you're ready for a shorter arc of focused support or a longer container for deep integration.

Choose between:

✨ 3-Month Container for Focused Support

This is a powerful, focused space to explore and shift entrenched patterns around hustle, overgiving, or perfectionism.

• 7 sessions in total

• Voice & text support via Telegram (Monday–Thursday) in between sessions: so you can check in, ask questions, or share what’s coming up

• Bonus VIP access to all of my live courses and calls for one year (mastermind excluded)

✨ 6-Month Container for Deep Integration

This longer arc allows for more depth, gentleness, and spaciousness.

• 14 sessions in total:

  • 3 sessions per month for the first two months

  • then 2 sessions per month for the next four months

• Voice & text support via Telegram (Monday–Thursday) in between sessions: so you can check in, ask questions, or share what’s coming up

• Bonus VIP access to all of my live courses and calls for one year (mastermind excluded)

These containers are not about pushing or fixing. They’re about unraveling what no longer serves and building capacity for what truly does—ease, pleasure, power, and a business that actually feels like you

Support That Meets You In Real Time

The nervous system adapts more quickly to brief, consistent attunements—not just big moments of insight. That’s why I offer ongoing support between sessions via voice and text messages on Telegram (Monday–Thursday).

You don’t have to hold it all until our next call. You can check in, ask questions, or share what’s coming up—so you feel supported day by day, not just session to session.

Bonus VIP Access

As an added bonus, you'll receive 6 months (3-month container) or one year (6-month container) of access to all of my live courses and calls across my programs—except for my mastermind. This is not necessary for the effectiveness of our work together, but it’s a great way to dive deeper into my teachings.

You’ll get immediate access to:

• Embodied Business Witch (creating your next offer)

• Dirty & Emergent (pleasure based marketing)

• Take Care: Boundaries & Abundance (pleasure based journaling)

• Pleasure Witch Academy (healing your relationship to pleasure)

• Business Witch Essentials (a taste of my somatic & pleasure based methodology)

• Success Spells (monthly live meditations and goal-setting calls)

Throughout our time together, I may also offer tailored suggestions of which classes to watch, based on what we’re working on in our sessions. This allows you to integrate the material in a way that aligns with your specific goals and needs.

This bonus is designed to complement our work, but it’s entirely optional—you can still experience transformative results through our 1:1 sessions alone.

Session Format & Scheduling

• 1 hour 15 mins per session

• Zoom video or audio

• Monday through Wednesday
  
  
  

What Our Work Together Looks Like

Our sessions are primarily somatic. They are focused on:

✨ Somatic trauma resolution,

✨ Emotional integration,

✨ Embodiment of spirit, and

✨ Ancestral work.

But we also weave in mindset work and light, intuitive business strategy as needed.

In between sessions, you’ll have access to me via Telegram voice and text (Monday–Thursday). This space is flexible and alive—it can hold:

• Coaching and somatic check-ins

• Mindset support

• Strategic brainstorming

• Resource sharing

• Celebrating your wins and brags

• Processing the messy or hard moments

• Being witnessed in real-time integration

• Feeling into the next right steps

It’s a space where your whole self is welcome—human, witch, CEO, artist, lover, parent, shapeshifter, all of it.

No Force, Mutual Alignment

I won’t ask you to commit to a Fractal Magic package during our alignment session. After our call, I’ll take some time to feel into whether it’s a fit on my end as well. If it feels aligned for both of us, I’ll give you 3 days to make your decision with spaciousness and clarity—no pressure.

When you nourish and expand your nervous system, you nourish and expand your business.

Alignment calls may be booked quickly and will be accepted on a rolling basis, so if you are feeling the pull, book one today: