over $400 early bird discount until December 18
To let all aspects of our business thrive, including ourselves.
A thriving business means we let pleasure and joy be infused into all parts of the process.
It means the money we make and the strategies we choose feel meaningful and deeply connected to our values.
A thriving business means we don’t have to hustle every single month to make ends meet.
Our businesses are profitable.
It means we have time outside of our work for other creative passions, like gardening, painting and dancing.
Imperfection means we get to show up with the fullness of our humanity online. We don’t shy away from showing our anger at the injustices in the world, or from fiercely celebrating the fuck out of our success.
It means we let ourselves be BRAVELY creative.
We know creativity requires mess and messiness is inherent to doing anything worthwhile. To be human is to be messy.
We let our humanity be a part of our imperfect, pleasure based business.
We know that money and power have systematically been hoarded by white cis men who feel a sense of scarcity.
We know that when we build abundance from the inside out, we feel connected, not separate.
We see ourselves as stewards, rather than hoarders, of wealth and power.
We know we are worthy.
*hustle culture & leaders isolation are terms popularized by Ruth Newton and adrienne maree brown, respectively
join by December 5th to get a bonus 1:1 somatic trauma resolution session
You’re working harder than ever, but your income doesn’t reflect your caliber. You’re holding a full client load, creating powerful work, but still feeling underpaid or stretched thin… and you know something in your business model needs to shift.
You’ve hit an upper limit with your prices…not because you don’t believe in your value, but because the conditioning around “being too much,” “charging too much,” or “enjoying making money” still tugs at your nervous system.
You crave mentorship that doesn’t flatten your complexity. You’re tired of coaches who ignore systemic realities, push formulas & niches that feel disconnected from your lived experience, politics, and identity.
Your strategy isn’t the problem…you know a lot. But distilling what actually matters right now feels foggy. You have multiple viable paths and projects, but the clarity on where to focus next feels just out of reach.
Your goals are bold and unapologetic, but without the right support, they stay in the realm of “one day.” You can see the vision clearly; what you need is a container that helps you walk it out.
You’re brilliant at your craft, but business leadership stretches different muscles. Fully claiming your capability as a business leader & boss witch, still feels foreign, so you stay small.
Your revenue is still a bit unpredictable…not because you’re inexperienced, but because your current business structure can’t contain the level of expansion you’re ready for. So you cycle between higher-earning months and periods of contraction that leave you unsure how to stabilize.
You’re discerning about strategy, but the endless noise of the online business world makes it harder to trust yourself. You want guidance that supports your intuition, not overrides it.
And despite being the go-to for so many, you often carry the pressure alone. You’re the strong one, the visionary, the one others rely on. Receiving support can feel vulnerable, foreign, or even unsafe.
Somatically unwind ancestral and financial trauma so you stop inheriting survival patterns and start building a lineage of safety, wealth, and power.
Unleash the well of your creativity & make marketing feel like child’s play… dissolve perfectionism & ditching bro-marketing so your most sacred offers & your boldest marketing pour out of you.
Build a business that feels safe enough for your full range…including the days you’re bloated in sweats, loud about human rights, or disconnecting fully to lay on moss deep in the forest.
Face your actual current capacity without bypassing to create a path to expansion that honors your nervous system and accelerates your results.
Get clear as fuck on your next strategic moves, and actually implement them, with the somatic trauma resolution support that melts through fog, overwhelm, and decision paralysis.
Build real nervous system capacity to hold more…so consistent 5k, 10k, 15k, 20k months (& beyond) become a stable new normal, not a fluke.
Hire, lead, and automate with pleasure so you’re deeply supported, well-resourced, and actually able to take real time off to rest, play, and frolic like the wild child you once were.
Immerse yourself in a community of visionary witches…feminists who are rewriting culture, reimagining business, and innovating from embodied pleasure. Being in this room changes you: your ideas sharpen, your courage expands, and your leadership deepens through the power of collective momentum.
Hey. I’m Luna Dietrich, aka the Pussy Witch
My pronouns are she/they.
I’m a somatic trauma-resolution practitioner, a pleasure-based business coach for feminist witches, and a lifelong student of the body, the earth, and liberation. I help brave creatives build rich ecosystems of work, not empires that extract from your body or the planet.
I started out as a pleasure educator and ecosexual, then became a business coach, and now weave somatics, trauma resolution, pleasure, animism, and deep nervous system work into everything I teach. For the past 5½ years I’ve lived on and stewarded 20 acres of land in Appalachia I’m stewarding, the land is my teacher as much as any lineage.
Pleasure. Nervous system attunement. Energetic strategy.
(Or, as I like to say: “turn-on, truth-telling, and doable-but-mighty actions your system can actually hold that build to your BIG, rich life”)
I help feminist witches, healers, and creatives disrupt the three big cultural spells keeping us small:
Pleasure oppression, hustle culture, and leader isolation.
Because building a business should never feel like betraying your body, your values, or the earth.
As a recovering Catholic, trained in people-pleasing, knowing what I wanted, in life and business, wasn’t exactly handed to me. I had to unlearn the self-abandonment patterns in my bones, and the productivity grind in my nervous system. My clients tend to arrive at the exact same turning point.
I created The Glimmer because I’m tired of the mainstream scripts:
Exhausted activists drowning in systemic guilt and not feeling worthy of money or leadership…
OR
cis white women bypassing, hustling, or spiritually climbing a seductive ladder made of consumption instead of relationship — and burning out on the way up.
So I’m carving out a third path.
My first digital course reached hundreds of people and brought in 20K… with no email list, no ads, and under 10K followers.
But underneath it all, I was stuck in the feast-and-famine cycle, making money I couldn’t hold, launching from urgency, burning myself out, and then hiding until the money ran out again.
Now with the grounding of my pleasure-based principles and somatic strategies, I’ve created over six figures every year going on six years and have supported over 5,000 students…
all while gardening, reading fantasy romance novels, dancing with friends, loving on my fur babies, and going on date nights with my lumberjack husband.
• Build a business that works with your nervous system, not against it.
• Make money in ways that feel ethical and alive.
• Charge in ways that respect your labor and lived experience.
• Serve deeply without abandoning yourself.
• Expand into your next era of leadership with pleasure, creativity, and messy magic.
• Show up as your whole witchy, political, imperfect, alive self.
- [jay] 2020
-Christie Mar, Glimmer 2024
A potent, intimate, somatic + pleasure-based business mastermind for 15 people max.
You will be coached personally, repeatedly, and with depth. I will know your business inside and out: your strategy, your patterns, your brilliance, and help you grow to the next level in ways that feel aligned, sustainable, and genuinely liberating.
You’ll begin with a powerful Orientation Intake Form designed to clarify your desires, needs, shadows, patterns, and goals.
This helps me understand what trainings to create for this cohort and gives you a huge wave of clarity right from the start. Business isn’t one-size-fits-all, which is exactly why I shape the classes based on what you and the group truly need.
You also receive your own Journey Tracker, a simple but profound tool to document your evolution across the six months.
Once your intake is complete, you get a full hour on Zoom devoted entirely to mapping:
where you’re starting
what you want to create in these 6 months
your personalized strategy, support, and next steps
clarity if you’re entering without a defined plan
You will leave with direction, resonance, and a customized six-month game plan. And I will leave attuned to your business, your nervous system, and your edges, the soil for truly personal mentorship.
We meet most Tuesdays from 12–2 PM Eastern, beginning January 27, 2026.*
(You'll receive the full schedule below.)
These calls weave high-level teaching with embodied coaching, using my signature Triple Threat approach:
nuanced mindset + somatic trauma resolution + smart, simple, timeless strategy.
Each session is designed around the real-time needs and desires of the group, so everything we cover is relevant, resonant, and actionable.
The general arc of our curriculum flows like this (and may evolve based on the group’s needs):
Month 1: Self, nervous system capacity, and your relationship to creativity
Month 2: Your business model + your offer(s)
Month 3: Money, wealth expansion, and your relationship to receiving
Month 4: Marketing, visibility, and copywriting
Month 5: Selling in a pleasure-centered way
Month 6: Integration, refinement, and embodiment
This structure gives the mastermind a strong backbone while still allowing me to adapt the teachings to what the group is actually moving through.
*There are intentional integration weeks throughout the six months so your nervous system has space to absorb, implement, and deepen the work.
Monday through Thursday, you receive ongoing coaching and support through our private Telegram space. You can:
ask questions that would take years to figure out alone
get support through the emotional waves of entrepreneurship
receive attuned, energetic & strategic guidance
celebrate wins (daily celebration is a core business accelerator)
never feel alone in your leadership again
This is one of the most transformative pieces of the mastermind — the consistent, real-time, in-your-body support that keeps you moving.
Every first Monday of the month from 12–1:30 PM Eastern, we gather for Success Spells, a 90-minute ritual-meets-strategy session using my signature framework.
Success Spells help you:
set clear, soulful monthly goals
root your desires in somatic truth
identify blocks and momentum
name what you’re calling in and releasing
create a plan that feels motivating, doable, and witchy as hell
This becomes your monthly reset — grounding, clarifying, and wildly effective.
Inside Telegram, we have one shared group where everyone can read, witness, and learn from everything — because cross-pollination is magic and we grow by seeing each other’s processes.
In addition to that shared space, you’ll also be placed into one of three smaller pods based on your stage, capacity, and current edges.
The pods offer:
right-sized challenge and support
shared reality with people moving through similar thresholds
personalized attunement
inspiration without overwhelm
growth without comparison spirals
Nothing is separated — the pods simply add an extra layer of tailored support while keeping the full community intact and connected.
To help you arrive resourced, oriented, and ready, you get access to a prep library of:
recorded trainings
my pleasure-based business foundations
recommended books, podcasts, and business thinkers
resourcing tools for nervous system support, self-expression, and expansion
This pre-work helps you step into the mastermind with clarity, excitement, and a sense of belonging.
You also receive access to all of my courses and live class recordings for one full year (excluding the mastermind). This isn’t meant to flood you with information — it’s a well of resources we draw from together.
Throughout the six months, depending on what you’re working on — launching, sales, capacity, trauma patterns, money, visibility, pleasure, boundaries, clarity — I’ll recommend specific modules, classes, or practices that meet you right where you are.
Whether it’s:
a lesson from Dirty & Emergent
a somatic practice from the Gently Fierce Toolkit
a visibility or marketing module
a leadership or money training
or an embodiment practice to root you deeper into your power
…I’ll guide you toward exactly what serves you in the moment, and we’ll digest it in real time, together.
You’re never left alone with a giant library — it becomes a resource for precision support, clarity, and accelerated growth.
At the beginning of each month, I help you get clear AF on your priorities you will be guided in the process of deciding on your personal intentions and goals for the month. Once we’ve done that, we break it down into doable pieces and map it out for the month so you can realign with your vision and define the steps to get there again, and again, and again — until it’s a reality.
This curated masterclass series focuses on cultivating financial well-being, offering insights into wealth creation, embodying abundance, and guiding participants on a journey towards financial alchemy. Content is based on the collective needs with a focus on embodying abundance, strategies for building wealth, and somatic and witchy resilience to weather the seasons of business and life.
As a Glimmer member, you get access to Embodied Business from 2025 (including all class recordings) — aka ALL OF the trainings of Embodied Business AND the personalized support of the Glimmer Mastermind at a ridiculous value!
You also get free access to my pleasure-based marketing course Dirty and Emergent, including access to all recorded trainings, toolkits, methodologies and practical challenges to implement supportive marketing strategies in your business.
The Gently Fierce Toolkit encompasses the triple threat method of mindset, somatics and strategy – along with podcasts, and business leaders and thinkers to follow! We are standing on the shoulders of giants in this work AND we get to carve our own unique path.
Glimmer Class 1: January 27, 2026: Orientation & Opening Ceremony
Glimmer Class 2: February 3rd, 2026
Glimmer Class 3: February 10th, 2026
Glimmer Class 4: February 17th, 2026
Glimmer Class 5: March 3rd, 2026
Glimmer Class 6: March 10, 2026
Glimmer Class 7: March 17, 2026
Glimmer lass 8: March 24, 2026
Glimmer Class 9: April 7, 2026
Glimmer Class 10: April 14, 2026
Glimmer Class 11: April 21, 2026
Glimmer Class 12: May 5, 2026
Glimmer Class 13: May 19, 2026
Glimmer Class 14: June 2nd, 2026
Glimmer Class 15: June 16th, 2026
Glimmer Class 16: June 30, 2026
Glimmer Class 17: July 14, 2026
Glimmer Class 18: July 28, 2026
Note: While I try to always stick to the schedule, class times are subject to change depending on illness and unforeseen emergencies, etc, but will always made up and notified ahead of time.
Success Spells: February 1, 2026
Success Spells: March 1, 2026
Success Spells: April 5, 2026
Success Spells: May 3, 2026
Success Spells: June 7, 2026
Success Spells: July 5th, 2026
-Glimmer Client, 2023
-Jude, Glimmer Member 2022 @divinebrujeria
- The Glimmer Student, 2023
The word that truly defines the difference between a course and a mastermind is personalization.
Courses give you information.
Masterminds give you personalized transformation.
A course can be supportive, but it also lets you hide.
You can stay quiet, stay in your head, and justify your own patterns — the self-abandonment, the playing small, the perfectionism — because no one is lovingly holding up the mirror on a regular basis.
And when you're left to apply everything alone, you run straight into your blind spots.
It’s almost impossible to see your own shit by yourself.
In The Glimmer, I gently call you in — with trauma-informed care, attunement, and compassion — so you can actually shift the patterns you’ve been looping through for years.
In The Glimmer, you don’t have to reverse-engineer anything.
You don’t have to wonder:
“Is this even relevant for me?”
“How do I make this work for my capacity, my values, my goals?”
Because I am tracking you,
your patterns, your capacity, your desires, your next level.
This is intimate, bespoke support grounded in:
Somatic trauma resolution (so your breakthroughs don’t blow out your nervous system)
Nuanced mindset work that doesn’t bypass reality or politics
Smart, simple strategy that cuts through noise and trends
A feminist lens that doesn’t shame you for needing ease, money, or support
This is support that meets you exactly where you are and helps you rise without collapsing, overriding your body, or recreating hustle culture inside yourself.
You’re not doing this alone.
You’re entering a room filled with visionaries, feminist witches, creatives, and leaders who think big, dream boldly, and care about the world as much as their work.
The group field creates:
Collective momentum that accelerates your progress
Co-regulation that expands your capacity
Inspiration from peers in their own brave expansions
High-level conversations that shift your thinking in real time
A community that understands your politics, values, and magic
Being in the right room changes you.
It regulates your system, elevates your ideas, and multiplies what becomes possible.
This isn’t passive “sit and learn” energy.
This is a collaborative cauldron where your leadership sharpens, your creativity expands, and your business is supported on multiple levels at once.
Because my work is trauma-resolution trained, you will:
stretch into growth without blowing out your nervous system
face tender edges with support, not pressure
create sustainable momentum without urgency
expand at the pace your body can safely hold
When you push past your capacity, you don’t grow —
you shut down, freeze, or spiral.
I’m here to support your growth to be deep, regulated, sustainable, and actually doable.
-Glimmer Client, 2023
have the freedom to show up just as yourself even if that’s in your sweatpants.
make consistent money and money moves even when your emotions aren’t consistent.
let pleasure be infused every step, like a warm cup of chai on a foggy morning.
The Glimmer mastermind will kick off January 27, 2026
Inside The Glimmer, you receive six months of intimate, high-touch support designed to grow your business in a way that feels aligned, embodied, and sustainable. Here’s the nutshell version:
• Personalized Start + 1:1 Support You begin with a detailed intake form and a private 60-minute gameplan session so I can understand your business, your patterns, and your goals — and tailor your path through the mastermind.
• Weekly Live Trainings + Group Coaching We meet most Tuesdays from 12–2 PM ET for embodied coaching and high-level strategy using my Triple Threat method (mindset, somatics, strategy). There’s a clear monthly arc — creativity, business model, money, marketing, selling, and integration — but every call adapts to the group’s real-time needs. Integration weeks are woven in for nervous system spaciousness.
• Daily Support (Mon–Thurs) via Telegram Ask questions, get strategic + somatic support, receive attuned guidance, and be celebrated daily. This is where momentum compounds.
• Pod Support for Right-Sized Growth Everyone is together in one shared Telegram space, and you’re placed into a smaller pod based on your stage and capacity. You still witness everything — pods simply add a layer of personalized support and shared reality.
• Monthly Success Spells (Goal-Setting Rituals) Every first Monday, we meet for a 90-minute ritual-meets-strategy session to set aligned goals, identify blocks, and map your month with clarity.
• Mastermind Prep Library A curated set of trainings, resources, and tools to orient you and help you arrive resourced, grounded, and ready.
• Access to All My Courses (Curated, Not Overwhelming) You receive access to all my courses + recorded trainings for one year (excluding the mastermind). I’ll recommend specific modules from Embodied Business, Dirty & Emergent, Wealth Alchemy, or the Gently Fierce Toolkit based on exactly what you’re working on — so you get precision support, not information overload.
Only 15 spots — intimate, deep, and personalized.p Work**
The Glimmer is designed to support your business growth without overwhelming your nervous system. This is not an academic course with homework. It’s a mentorship container where you receive personalized guidance — and you choose how much or how little you implement based on your season, capacity, and desires. Some weeks you’ll do more, some less, and both are welcome.
Your time investment will always be shaped by your nervous system, your pace, and your goals, and I will support you in honoring all three.
Here’s the simple breakdown:
• Live Calls The main commitment is the weekly 2-hour Tuesday call (with integration weeks woven in). If you can make most of these, you're in great shape — and many people see powerful results even if they can’t come every time. It truly is what you make of it.
• Telegram Support (Mon–Thurs) Plan for 15–30 minutes a day, depending on your rhythm. You are not expected to “keep up” with every message — that’s a perfectionist trap I’ll help you unhook from. The chat is a resource, not a requirement. Drop in when you need support.
• Optional Recommended Classes Occasionally, I’ll suggest a 1-hour recorded class to deepen what we’re exploring. Helpful, not mandatory.
• Your Own Business Time (Flexible) Outside the mastermind, the time you invest working on your business depends entirely on your capacity and your goals — and I’ll help you get clearer on both throughout our six months together.
I am offering three 50% off scholarships for BIPOC only. Click here for more info and to apply
Yes. If any part of your business involves online visibility, client attraction, content, selling, or marketing, The Glimmer will support you deeply.
While I specialize in supporting online coaches and creators, this mastermind is rooted in universal business foundations that apply to any business model — including brick-and-mortar practices, retreat facilitators, healers, somatic practitioners, and creative entrepreneurs.
Inside The Glimmer, we focus on:
nervous system capacity so you can lead sustainably
mindset patterns that impact visibility, money, and decision-making
pricing and boundaries that help you thrive
showing up consistently (without burning out)
simplifying your strategy and actually sticking to it
feeling safe to be seen, to sell, and to grow
navigating client dynamics from a regulated place
building self-trust so business becomes easier and more pleasurable
So while a small percentage of the content may be tailored toward online business specifically, about 85–90% of what we do together applies to any business structure — because the inner work, the strategy foundations, and the leadership skills are universal.
If you want to grow your income, your confidence, your visibility, and your capacity as a leader, this container will meet you beautifully — regardless of whether your clients meet you in person, online, or both.
The Glimmer is a very small, intimate container. When you join, you're reserving one of only 15 spots and committing to the full duration of the program.
Because this is a closed container — and because access includes digital content, recordings, and group coaching — we cannot offer refunds, in alignment with industry standards. Joining a payment plan is also a commitment to the full payment.
I encourage you to shop mindfully and choose this space with intention.
No. The Glimmer is open to everyone except cis men. This space is designed to center feminized, marginalized, and queer leadership — and to create a safer, more attuned environment for people who are often overlooked or minimized in business spaces.
We hold a strong community agreement around harm reduction and collective care. Racism, transphobia, fatphobia, ableism, sexism, classism, homophobia, or any form of identity-based harm will be addressed directly and compassionately. If harm occurs, we will call you in and invite repair. If harmful behavior continues or becomes a pattern, you will be removed from the container without refund to protect the safety and integrity of the group.
This is a space for people who are ready to practice curiosity, accountability, self-reflection, and shared liberation — not perfection, but willingness.
Great! You're a rock star. You can paypal to luna@thepussywitch.com with the note of "Glimmer Scholarship Fund" (this supports more folks getting scholarships in the future)
No. While all of these things are an important part of running a business, that is not my area of expertise and out of my scope.
You will have access to the Glimmer materials and recordings for at least 1 year, if not longer. My policy is only to promise one year to cover my bum.
Yes, we have live captions during the life coaching calls which are available with the recordings as well.
Please cite and give credit to all sources when referencing Glimmer materials, spoken or written words, conversations, images, or my likeness.
All intellectual property and related material (the "Intellectual Property") that is developed or produced in this course is the sole property of me, the faciliator. Copyright, intellectual property rights and distribution rights of the Intellectual Property remain exclusively with the course facilitator.
Have questions to see if this container is a good fit for you? Want support working your decision? Don’t hesitate to ask me at luna@thepussywitch.com or reach out to my team at support@thepussywitch.com!
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No extra steps necessary, just check out with the early bird discount by December 5 to double or triple your 1:1 support for next year.
